Based on my recollection of the campaign, here are some expectations of Obama's first 100 days.

  • Troops out of Iraq
  • US friends with all other countries
  • Close the Gitmo terrorist holding facility
  • Government paid mortgages and free gasoline (according to Peggy Joseph)
  • Focus on war in Afganistan
  • Increase transparency and accountability in Washington
  • Eliminate America's use of coal
  • Stop Earth's temperature from rising
  • Kill Bin Laden
  • End partisanship in Washington
  • Stop oceans from rising
  • Lower unemployment
  • Increase value of investments (i.e stock market)
  • Lower taxes


Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Day 79. The world loves us...

Today we learned how the United States is going to talk to Cuba about normalizing relations and Iran about nuclear weapons. Somali pirates took a ship captain hostage. Barack is packing for Mexico. Maybe not a bad idea to get the hell out of here.

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